…too bad about the heat.

Marty in car in 1965I often write about what I am looking for, that “one more perfect summer afternoon”. Let me start by saying that any afternoon that fits into that category will NOT feature heat like we had the past few days. Yesterday, by mid day, since I had been blessed with a paucity of roommates, I had been reduced to wandering about in my Dickies Boxers, which made me thankful that Der Elf wasn’t around as I am sure I would have heard about my physique and it’s resemblance to some sort of Pinniped.

Yes, oh regular readers, Der Elf is back and as you read on you will understand why.

Sunday was Father’s day and I had laid out what I was going to do in my head  the week before.  Of course it involved hanging out with my Nicholas, the day itself called for that by name, but at the the same time I wanted to find a way to connect in some way with my own Dad who passed away in 2000.  Anyone who has read my BLOG on a regular basis knows that after my Dad passed away I started a search for a family artifact that had been lost when we moved to Northern california, namely the Original ELF Formula Vee that my Dad built in the early ’60s. By some bizarre happenstance I actually DID find the car in far off Pedley, California and in 2002 Dr. Norm (the rock climbing physicist) and I had an adventure recovering it and bringing it home.

Since then, due to life issues, it has languished in pieces in my old garage.  I have often been cajoled about getting it back on the track but have lacked the time and wherewithal to do that.

…until now!

bucket of parts

A first bucket of parts to clean...

So early last week I call Mr. Toad (Brian Swanson) and asked if he was going to be working on his own Vee, specifically was he going to be glass beading and powder coating.   Toad loves his powder-coater, and yes I could avail myself of his facilities.

So Sunday, after a substantial breakfast at THREE COOKS CAFE in Petaluma, (sufficient enough to drive Nick and I into food coma for an hour or two) we drove over to Toad Hall to see if things were copacetic to start the work. When we cleared the tables it was back to the old shop to get the bits.

Though spread out all over the place I actually was able to start locating the greay old boxes with the parts I was looking for (front suspension “turkey legs”, Spindles, BAcking Plates and a drain pan full of bits that had been marinating in WD40 for 9 years) and we headed for TOAD HALL RACING’s shop and the glass beader.

At this point I have to insert a note about NIck and what a great young man he is because all through this he humored me.  True his buddy Terran (Twitch) Swanson, “Son of Toad” was there for company but beyond that there wasn’t much for him to do. Still he humored his old man. In some ways that was only appropriate though because we were working on THE ELF and there had many a day I had been drug around by my Dad when he was building the car originally, those trip are some of the best memories I have of my Dad, so we were just following tradition.  Subconsciously  I think that was in part why I was doing this on Father’s day.

Elf Front Suspension components

...greasy bits that once raced at Riverside

When I got my turn at the Glass-beader I had sorted through the boxes, found a couple of components that I was looking for in that greasy bucket and had assessed the situation.  Too much to do in one day but best to make a start with a couple of components.  The temp in the shop was rising and Nick and Terran were getting silently surly, Mr. Toad and his Father (Paul) having  gone home to start powder coating. Not wanting to bore two teenagers to death I gave Terran the keys to my Subaru and told them to come back in an hour or so.

I also wanted some time to “talk to the old man”.  As I sorted through the greasy bits of VW I knew that there was little doubt that 40 some years earlier my Dad had done the same.  Years of grime were between myself and the parts and the metal that he had held in his hands.  It had to go.  the first pieces into the booth were the top tube aluminum spacers, a rear brake backing plate and a top Turkey leg. A good start on a hot day.  Having served my time at a glass beading booth when I worked at AL’S RACE SHOP I know a few tricks. The compressor had trouble keeping up (they always do) but as I sweated into the rubber gloves and strained to hear the music through my ear muffs the years of grime began to be blown away like a tomb in a Sahara sand storm.

Cleaned ELF parts

As I worked I thought about the summer days spent in my Dad’s garage.  I thought about the dust at Willow Springs the few times I got to go to the track when they tested the car.  I thought of the smell of eucalyptus that came in through my bedroom window in Rialto when the summer heat backed the sap into glassing balls the color of amber.  The grease flew away, I got closer to the metal and I felt a peace come over me.  Then I felt a tug at the cuff of my pants, which was odd as I was wearing shorts.  I looked up and let the compressor catch up to see what it was.

There was Der Elf.He was looking up at me with an expression that moved from anger to amiable.  For those of you who don’t know Der Elf, he isn’t real, but that is really a minor detail.  He was there now, a grinning pookah that told me that everything was as it should be. I haven’t written about Der Elf for a very long time because, well the spirit that he personifies hasn’t been there.  In that moment though he was back.  On a Father’s day with a bright sun burning heat and the smell of greasy VW parts he was back and I knew things were going to be all right.

It had the makings of a perfect summer afternoon…too bad about the heat.

Busy, busy, busy…

Man, I have been MOROSE of late. Going to have to do something about that…but what. I had intended to head up the coast to Seattle town to visit cronies, eat some Gooey Ducks but the purse strings have gotten a little tight as current projects have been put on hold for a few weeks whilst my partners sort out some business stuff. Then I started playing with the idea of heading over to Wendover, Utah in two weeks for SPEEDWEEK, something I have always wanted to see. Those same old purse strings tripped me up there again so I am staying close to home for the nonce. SETICON is in two weeks though and that is in town so I plan on heading over and geeking out to all the science and stuff. I loves being around smart people and there will be a LOT of those there.  I figure a weekend like that might start to make up for all the intellectual damage I suffered over the weeks I hung out with the hillbilly bears of New York.

ROCKETMAN!

No matter what I am going to be doing in the coming weeks one thing has been pretty damn apparent since I got the Scooby-Doo running again, it’s kinda small. It’s kinda small and I am a big guy who needs, not only a big cereal, but space for my mobile office, camera gear, sound gear, Clothes, tools (Subaru does have 320,000 miles on it after all!) and so on. Add to that the beautiful weather has me thinking that it would be cool to go out to the local KOA , pitch my tent and use the WiFi to work while enjoying a throughly Thoreau experience. OK so now add in Tent, Sleeping bag, Pad, table for Laptop, coleman lantern, stove and fishing pole.
I either needed to stretch the Scooby or get a roof storage box. I opted for the latter. Mr. Toad offered to loan me his but I opted to go head off to Craigslist and see what there was to be seen. In my second week of looking I found what I needed and sent a missive off to the owner., whose named turned out to be “Jimbo” to both my amusement and delight. We agreed to meet and headed off.
Jimbo it turned out to be a smiling Pen Jillette clone who also used to be in the Games Industry so there were many YUCKs to be head as we grafted the aerodynamic goiter to the top of the car. I dropped him the cash with no haggling, well some but the price was good to start and he was a good dude.
So now I have what looks to be a Electronic Warfare Pod on the top of my car…I Also have a Vinyl Cutter and way too much time on my hands so…

How do you want your FLYING RAT cooked?

Let me start out by saying I like Parrots, they are beautiful, intelligent creatures. They are also crazy. I am not talking about sorta crazy, I am talking BUG-F**K-LOONY kinda crazy. The kinda crazy that if they were human they would be standing on a street corner with a scattergun wearing a clown suit and making eye contact DELIBERATELY. This latter attribute is only amplified when they are either mistreated or left alone for too long. If you do BOTH those things then you have a little winged axe murderer in the making. My roommate Prof G has two such birds. One of them actually ambushed me from behind one night (I was pissed I will admit but impressed).
I have been trying to get into doing some VBlogging but every time I do one of the flying rats goes off like a feathered “Flash-bang” and suddenly I am on the set of “jungle Jim”
So I am going to ask you, my loyal readers, Do you have any creative ways to deal with these feathered menaces?

The Frogman and The Rocket

I have an almost preternatural love of beautiful mechanical things. It is as deeply embedded in my genetic code as my Blue eyes (but a little bit above my taste for Dr. Pepper). So when a reader sent me this link I had to share.
Add to that the fact that I recognize so much of where this was shot from my years in LA, and the fact that I am missing LA right now rather severely, and we have what the news media would cal…nope…I am NOT going to stoop to the “Perfect Storm” metaphor.

Wait..I just did. Anyway, enjoy the wind in your hair with yor morning cuppa Joe.

A Mutha of a morning coffee

Man, the first Bar-B-Q of the year is always the hardest!.  Spent last night at Brian and Shari’s celebrating Terran Swanson’s 18th Birthday.  There is a group of Nick’s friends that I consider “my boys”.  They are all kids who have come over to hang with Nick and we all wound up laughing and doing things together.I would take a bullet for any of these kids.

Anyway the party was great,spiced up with a lot of old Racer Cronies.  Larry Bacon and his loverly friend Barbara  were there to keep people laughing, Don Manthe with his usual dry wit and infectious laigh, Didier was there (Minus Zak who is off getting ready to get married) and of course Toad.  Brian was in rare form, but he told me he is dieting to change that. I assured him that it was no problem as I still have him beat by several cup sizes in the MANZIERE department.  I would have stayed longer but I had to get to Sebastapol before they shut off 116 for road construction at 11.  Got to visit with Jim and Debbie for too short a time before hitting the sack.

This morning I drove around my old neighborhood in Cotati in the gentile spring rain.  The air was scrubbed clean by the sprinkles and I was further reminded of why I feel like North Bay is not only home but heaven on Earth.  I would like to think that I will be living there again in the future but am not sure when or even if ever.  As I am working on rebuilding the studio (and my career) and as Nicholas gets older I am feeling more like wandering and less like settling down.  That is not to say that if the right gal was to come along I wouldn’t consider tossing down some root but for right now I am keeping my options as open as I try and make my heart.  It seem that if you are hurt badly there are two schools of thought, cover the wond tightly and keep it away from all the bad things that can get into it OR let it breath in the air, keep it clean and let it heal in the open air.

It’sSunday so I will give yo a break from huckstering T-Shirts today, not to say I won’t do any new ones, I just won’t pot ‘em, and after breakfast I will ponder a bit with ya’ll!

Talk atcha in a bit